Oh, the grace & beauty:
The kids thought we had a small earthquake.

I know, I know.... The Bachelor is "throw away" TV. It's dumb and cheesy and all that, but I was addicted to it this season. This year's bachelor topped them all this week by dumping the girl he proposed to, Melissa, in front of America. Then, not 5 minutes later, he asks for Molly (his original dumpee) to give him another chance!! What??? Then they actually start kissing on the couch!! Talk about pouring salt into Melissa's wounds!!! What a jerk. 
Demon Cat!!